Cutting a woman in half, then sticking her back together again. Escaping from a straight-jacket whilst dangling from a burning rope. Opening a bottle of beer with your…
…teeth.
Great tricks, all of them. Stage worthy, even.
You know how it goes:
Ladies and gentlemen, for your amazement and amusement, for your delight and delectation, all the way from…
…ta-da! I take a bow. Applause please.
But what I really want to see, ladies and gentlemen, is someone who can get a 3-year-old ready to go out in the morning, and quickly.
So:
…all the way from his bedroom in just an hour and a half:
A small boy, ready to go to nursery!
Ta-da! A bow! A flourish! A standing ovation!
Encore!
Now, that really would be a great trick.
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