Yesterday evening, we had guests for dinner. JB (5 yrs) was over tired and over excited. Perhaps that is why he was being particularly fussy about his food.
L (my wife): Eat up! Everything on your plate is something you normally eat!
JB: Yes… Except my fork.
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JB is 5 years old:
I’ll tell you something else that’s true:
Volcanoes don’t have wheels.
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Useful child-speak:
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JB (now 5 years old) complained that there was not enough water in the tapless end his bath.
With a wry smile, I suggested that he use a beaker to bail water from the deeper tap-end into the shallower end. After 4 or 5 beakers full he proclaimed that things were now “much better”.
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JB (my 4-year old):
CAT and RUG. They rhyme, don’t they?
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About a week ago I was going to pick up something from the chip shop for tea.
I asked JB (my 4-year old son) what he wanted.
JB: “Um… Chips and Sausages with Rough on them.”
Apparently he meant battered sausage.
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JB is my 4 year old. His mother made him a chocolate milkshake, with a blob of ice-cream floating in it. However, at first sight, JB obliviously misidentified the ice-cream. With glee he announced:
It’s even got bread in it!
So, I asked my good lady if she could make one for me, too. Yum!
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This week JB, my 4-year old said to me:
When I die, I’ll be able to see my skeleton, won’t I Daddy?
I wasn’t sure were to begin with this one.
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…ever.
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